They're SAMMY & DELORES - The Dancin' Dead!
When long-time solo star Sammy Swirl finally took a partner, all Broadway
turned out to watch her unveiling. The gasps were audible when the
Sultan of Smooth swirled on stage with the fiery Latin Delores, Mistress
of the Malagueña...but since then the duo has taken the world by storm!
Fans say, "He gives her class and she gives him sex appeal." (Though
vulgar wags say all he ever gave her was "the bone"!) What only Sammy's
network of secret agents knows, however, is that Delores has taught
him far more than the Norteña and the Bamba. Resurrected from an Indian
graveyard in Chiapas by a Mayan bruja, the skeleton woman known variously
as Delores, Dolores, Soledad and Clara Calavera danced at the inauguration
of Benito Juarez and on the grave of Porfirio Diaz, appeared as a
vision to Zapatista soldiers in the Mexican Revolution and posed for
Diego Rivera, and was rumored to be the lover of cartoonist J. G.
Posada. Delores has taught Sammy that there are other crimes to avenge
than murder and blackmail, and that the political and economic depradations
of the rich and powerful must sometimes be checked by violence! Delores
uses her power to inspire both terror and desire in the aid of revolutionary
causes around the world, with the often reluctant support of her breezy
consort! |
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